): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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