I need help removing her.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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