somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I don't think brook has ever known best
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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