I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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