I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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