watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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