How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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