On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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