i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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