can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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