you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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