I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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