so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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