He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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