But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
two words: eviction party
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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