we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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