dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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