Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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