That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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