I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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