She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
This can only be settled by a dance off.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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