sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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