Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Life is so much better after having sex.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
