I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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