The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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