I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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