Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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