hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
