you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
