What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
My orgasm happened in two different decades
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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