First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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