Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I want her autograph on my taint
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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