I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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