I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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