dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
