Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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