All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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