Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
