I just gift wrapped bread.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
