i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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