She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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