yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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