how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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