Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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