The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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