In America we eat man semen.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
porn star boner night. come get it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
