Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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