FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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