I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
50% drunk capacity currently
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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