I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she smelled like a LAN party
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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